How I Was Caged
How I Was Caged
The Boy in Blue, my Bad Lieutenant.
You are my National Treasure.
With just one Vampire’s Kiss
My mind Drives Angry with pleasure.
Oh how I want you, Nicolas Cage.
It’s the Season of the Witch and the Season of love,
Let’s Wed, I’ll sign all the pages.
We’ll stand at the alter like a Face/Off.
Let’s have our Honeymoon in Vegas.
Oh how I want you, Nicolas Cage.
We’re just two Fire Birds mad for each other,
Your presence leaves me Moonstruck.
I feel like a Valley Girl in a City of Angels
Every time we go to bed and kiss.
Oh how I need you, Nicolas Cage.
Lord of both War and the bedroom,
You’re as steady and strong as The Rock.
Do what you wish, anything at all,
As long as you let me Bangkok…Dangerous.
Oh, just not the bees, Nicolas Cage.
Trapped in Paradise,
With no intention of escape.
Wait, you aren’t Leaving Las Vegas, are you?
I need to get some tape.
Oh I won’t let you leave, Nicolas Cage.
But you are already out the door,
Heading Red Rock West.
You were Gone in Sixty Seconds,
The Birdy has left the nest.
Oh how I miss you, Nicolas Cage.
The Weather Man, The Wicker Man,
He’s as good as gone as dead.
Now I’m alone and all I can do
Is pretend you’ll Ghost Ride me instead.
Oh how I miss you, Nicolas Cage.
Oh how I lost you, Nicolas Cage.
Oh how I loved you, Nicolas Cage.
Oh, and I really liked Con Air.
by Evan Roder
